A Samaritan woman has an encounter with the Father,

He skips the small talk and asks her for some water.

“I’ve had a long day so what makes you think,

I’ll stop what I’m doing to get you a drink?”

Jesus got gangsta and put her in her place.

“If you knew who I was you’d be all in my face!”

“Well who are you Sir? Since you think you got it like that”

“Go get your husband”, He said. “Then I’ll start spitting facts”

“I don’t have a husband” she said.

“Yeah, I know”

“You’ve had five husbands, out here living like a hoe!”

“Mind ya business, that’s all, just mind ya business”

Word to Ashley Banks.

“Please turn this water into wine, cuz now I really need a drank!”

“You’ve done the wine trick before, so don’t get shy now”

“You know all my business and I don’t know how”

“See what had happened was, this dude promised me more”

“But as it turns out, he’s just like the other four”

“So point me in the direction of a man who won’t lie to me.”

“Give me some of your living water so I can stop being so thirsty.”

Then the disciples came back looking very confused.

Because Samaritans typically don’t associate with Jews.

The Samaritan woman then ran back to her hometown,

Bragging on the Messiah she had recently found.

The disciples asked, “Do you want some food Jesus?

“Doesn’t your stomach hurt?”

To which Jesus replied,

“My food is to do my Father’s will and finish His work!”

*Bible Inspiration: John 4:7-38*